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GATTACA $1.99

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GATTACA

The setting is a bleak future-fifties where there is no robot Fonzie (or even a roomba Potsie) and dress codes require at least a three piece suit...
The Forgotten $1.99

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The Forgotten

What if everybody had just finally managed to forget your smarmy son after he died fourteen months ago? Would you bring him up again? Would you...
Hulk $1.99

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Hulk

Hulk angry. Hulk confused. Hulk want see movie of Hulk, but why so many small pictures? Pictures fly at Hulk like birds. Which one movie? Where is...
Star Trek: Voyager, "Eye of the Needle" $0.99

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Star Trek: Voyager, "Eye of the Needle"

This riff is available exclusively on iRiffs.com. The product page can be found here. After Neelix, holo-lungs. a hall of mirrors, and space clouds,...
The Core $1.99

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The Core

You would think that a movie about sending nuclear bombs to the core of the earth in a giant cigar would be little more than two hours of people...
Mission: Impossible II $1.99

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Mission: Impossible II

Chinese action director John Woo (no doubt cheered on by his own last name) takes on the world of Mission: Impossible with all the great performances...
The Happening $1.99

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The Happening

M. Night Shyamalan drives the final nail in the coffin of his reputation for surprise endings by telling a tale with all the twists and turns of a...
Van Helsing $1.99

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Van Helsing

The year is allegedly 1888. The Vatican's army of Buddhists, Muslims, and toddling friars with hat hair work tirelessly to arm the great monster...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow $1.99

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Whenever a mad scientist creates an army of gigantic metal geese led by a woman in an absurd leather shower cap, the World of Tomorrow® can always...
Godzilla (1998) $1.99

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Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla was originally about a Japanese guy in a rubber monster suit wrecking cities and fighting big moths. *Record-Scratch* But it's the 90's! And...

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