Security

It is a very scary world out there and we at QuipTracks know it. So we want your visit here to be as safe, secure and restive a possible.

That's why we make these promises to you:

• We promise not to sell, lend, or flash your email address to anyone, (not even the evil overlord Xenu, who's minions have already offered us top dollar and a date with Kirstie Ally to give them yours in particular). We will only use your email for our own nefarious purposes, no one elses.
• We promise that your credit card information is as secure as it would be on PayPal. That's because we only accept payments through PayPal so we never even see your credit card information.
• We promise that if the NSA or other government body tries to force us to provide them with a record of your purchases we will probably have to let them have it. But we will certainly make rude gestures at them behind their backs (unless they have guns).
• Zen Cart forces us to keep your shipping address. We must bend to its will. But if you want you can put fake information as long as we never have to ship you anything. Just be sure to change it before you order anything that would have to be shipped. Otherwise Joe Blough in Seymore Buttes Texas may wonder why he's getting a QuipTracks Commemorative Shoe Horn.
• We promise never under any circumstances climb into your window late at night and hold you in our arms saying "I love you forever, I like you for always, as long as you're living my baby you'll be."
• We promise never to show up at your picnic or other public festival wearing only a thong. Even if we happened to be as hot as this chick.

So there you have it. There is no need to fear your time on QuipTracks. In fact, if you see other things on the net that give you the shivers or make you feel insecure, we invite you to come here until you feel less scared.