Jurassic Park

A QuipTrack 16 million years in the making...at least it seemed that way to us. Between the kooky Spielberg moments and Michael Crichton's anti-electrical-powered propaganda, this was an easy movie to make fun of.

You're probably familiar with the plot: it's the story of two paleo-what-have-yous who adopt a stuttering Elvis impersonator and together travel to an island to denounce the evils of science and electricity. There they join forces with Newman from Seinfeld to take down the system. But, when someone neglects to hold onto their butt, the whole plan is jeopardized.

In the end, it takes the innocence--and video gaming skills--of a child to restore harmony to the island....And there was something about dinosaurs, too; I forget the details...