Ice on Mars — Twilight: New Moon

Buy this riff of that inexplicable hit Twilight:New Moon and you too can actually enjoy a movie about sparkly vampire and CGI werewolves. Ice on Mars(a fact verified recently by NASA by the way)gives you a fun take on this crazy movie. It's sometimes lewd but when you have a movie making the most of sexy looking people either slow walking towards the camera or taking their shirts off as often as that kid in Boggy Creek II you got to expect that. Buy this riff and you'll be surprised how often you'll watch New Moon without being a 14-year-old girl.